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Monday, October 31, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: The Xindi

Enterprise, Season 3
"The Xindi"
Airdate: September 10, 2003
52 of 97 produced
52 of 97 aired


Introduction

Archer and crew seek out members of the Xindi species in an attempt to locate their home world. Meanwhile, T'Pol whips out her boobs for some reason.

If I see one more reptilian side boob, I f#%*ing quit this council!



Thursday, October 27, 2022

Enterprise Season 2 Recap

Enterprise Season 2 Recap

Introduction

Enterprise Season 2 rates among the lowest seasons of Trek we have compiled stats on. What's going on, and is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

It does fulfill the quintessential Trek Trope of wasting Suzie Plakson...

Monday, October 24, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Expanse

 Enterprise, Season 2
"The Expanse"
Airdate: May 21, 2003
51 of 97 produced
51 of 97 aired


Introduction

A surprise attack against the Earth leads to Enterprise being recalled and reassigned to a dangerous secret mission to find the attackers.

 

"So they're not gonna send us on a real location shoot, are they."

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Bounty

Enterprise, Season 2
"Bounty"
Airdate: May 14, 2003
50 of 97 produced
50 of 97 aired

Introduction

When Captain Archer is kidnapped by a bounty hunter, he must find a way to effect an escape. Meanwhile, T'Pol is hot and horny for some reason. Can you guess what it is?

Why? Why are these the scripts I get?

 

Monday, October 17, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: First Flight

 Enterprise, Season 2
"First Flight"
Airdate: May 14, 2003
49 of 97 produced
49 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer reflects on an old friend and rival from his early days in the NX program.

 

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Regeneration

Enterprise, Season 2
"Regeneration"
Airdate: May 7, 2003
48 of 97 produced
48 of 97 aired

Introduction

When Earth scientists find strange cybernetic wreckage in the arctic, a terrifying outbreak occurs.

 

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
You will not find us as annoying as you did the Ferengi."

 

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Cogenitor

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Cogenitor"
Airdate: April 30, 2003
47 of 97 produced
47 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise makes contact with a species that has three biological sexes - one of whom seems like a victim of systemic oppression.


 Trip tries and fails to give away his cherry.

Friday, October 7, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Breach

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Breach"
April 23, 2003
46 of 97 produced
46 of 97 aired

Introduction

A politically unstable world evicts all aliens from its surface, leading to an impromptu spelunking rescue mission and an uncomfortable confrontation for Doctor Phlox.

"Do we have to save the pony tail guy?"
 

Sunday, October 2, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Horizon

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Horizon"
April 16, 2003
45 of 97 produced
45 of 97 aired

Introduction

Travis visits his family's cargo ship only to find it suffering from pirate attacks, and needing his assistance.

 

The crew relieves their boredom with the A plot by watching something completely different.