Sunday, October 2, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Horizon

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Horizon"
April 16, 2003
45 of 97 produced
45 of 97 aired

Introduction

Travis visits his family's cargo ship only to find it suffering from pirate attacks, and needing his assistance.

 

The crew relieves their boredom with the A plot by watching something completely different.

 

 

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Judgment

Enterprise, Season 2
"Judgment"
April 9, 2003
44 of 97 aired
44 of 97 produced

Introduction

Captain Archer stands accused of capital crimes against the Klingon Empire, and his fate rests in the hands of his reluctant defense attorney.

 Archer is just as dazzled by the Hertzler of it all as we are.

 

Monday, September 26, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Crossing

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Crossing"
April 2, 2003
43 of 97 aired
43 of 97 produced

Introduction

Enterprise is swallowed by a giant alien spaceship, and the non-corporeal inhabitants of that ship start taking over the bodies of the Enterprise crew.

Trip zonks out on some Old Toby, the finest pipe-weed in the Southfarthing.

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Canamar

Enterprise, Season 2
"Canamar"
Airdate: February 26, 2003
42 of 97 produced
42 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer and Tucker are abducted by an alien police force and shipped to a prison facility for crimes they did not commit.

 

We feel ya, buddy, we feel ya.

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Future Tense

Enterprise, Season 2
"Future Tense"
Airdate: February 19, 2003
41 of 97 produced
41 of 97 aired

Introduction

When the Enterprise comes across a ship from the future, it becomes the target of multiple factions in the Temporal Cold War who desire to repossess it.


 Pictured: Old-line Star Trek fans waiting for the thing they once loved to return to form.

 

 

Monday, September 12, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Cease Fire

Enterprise, Season 2
"Cease Fire"
Airdate: February 12, 2003
40 of 97 produced
40 of 97 aired


Introduction

Archer is called upon to mediate an armed dispute between the Vulcans and the Andorians on a contested world.

 

I'm going to be under-utilized in this episode, I can feel it.

 

Monday, September 5, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Stigma

 Enteprise, Season 2
"Stigma"
Airdate: February 5, 2003
39 of 97 produced
39 of 97 aired


Introduction

T'Pol finds herself being refused medical treatment for a disease she contracted during her forced mind meld with Tolaris the previous year. The reason? A widely held cultural distaste for any Vulcan who engages in mind melds.

 

Trip wonders whether the word "throuple" has been coined yet.

 

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Dawn

Enterprise, Season 2
"Dawn"
Airdate: January 82002
38 of 97 produced
38 of 97 aired

Introduction

Trip crash lands on an inhospitable alien moon and must deal with an aggressive enemy there.


It's so hot here I forgot what shade is!

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Catwalk

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Catwalk"
Airdate: December 18, 2002
37 of 97 produced
37 of 97 aired

Introduction

An approaching storm forces the crew to hunker down somewhere very uncomfortable - like the back of a Volkswagen.

Look at that... a Royal Fizzbin!

 

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Precious Cargo

Enterprise, Season 2
"Precious Cargo"
Airdate: December 11, 2002
36 of 97 produced
36 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise renders aid to a transport that is carrying humanoid cargo. Trip, upon discovering that this cargo is a beautiful woman, proceeds to bed her down.

No! Don't wake me up until the script is done!

 

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Vanishing Point

Enterprise, Season 2
"Vanishing Point"
Airdate: November 27, 2002
35 of 97 produced
35 of 97 aired

Introduction

A rough transport during an atmospheric strorm has Hoshi wondering whether her body is coming apart molecule by molecule. 

Never compete with the ghosts of workouts past, Hoshi. It's a losing game.



Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Singularity

Enterprise, Season 2
"Singularity"
Airdate: November 20, 2002
34 of 97 produced
34 of 97 aired

Introduction

Radiation from a black hole begins to affect the Enterprise crew's mental functioning.

"What does this monstrosity cost? $82,000? I'm ruined!"


Monday, August 22, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Communicator

 Enterprise, Season 2
"The Communicator"
Airdate: November 13, 2002
33 of 97 produced
33 of 97 aired

Introduction

A planetary observation goes awry when Lt. Reed discovers that his communicator has been left behind with a pre-warp civilization.

This wasn't how I envisioned this mission would go.
 

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Seventh

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Seventh"
Airdate: November 6, 2002
32 of 97 produced
32 of 97 aired

Introduction

T'Pol is contacted with a secret mission for the Vulcan High Command, to apprehend an at-large fugitive that she could not apprehend when she was a part of the security service.


 Could you apprehend the owner of this douchey face?


Friday, August 19, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Marauders

Enterprise, Season 2
"Marauders"
Airdate: October 30, 2002
31 of 97 produced
31 of 97 aired

Introduction

Captain Archer's morality sense begins tingling when he intuits that a colony of deuterium miners is being bullied by a band of avaricious Klingons.


 "Today is a good day to storm off in a snit, you meanies!"


Thursday, August 18, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: A Night In Sickbay

Enterprise, Season 2
"A Night In Sickbay"
Airdate: October 9, 2002
29 of 97 produced
30 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer brings Porthos on a sensitive diplomatic mission, where he (the dog) causes great offense and contracts a disease. While staying with his convalescing dog, Archer also has sex dreams about his first officer.

And a bunch of sexy women traipse around in their undies.


Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Dead Stop

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Dead Stop"
Airdate: October 9, 2002
30 of 97 produced
29 of 97 aired

Introduction

Seeking emergency repairs after their run in with space mines last episode, Enterprise doesn't look too hard at the mouth when a gift horse appears in the form of an advanced automatic repair station.

Hmmmm. I guess they haven't gotten to any Kubrick selections on movie night, yet.
 

 

Monday, August 15, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Minefield

Enterprise, Season 2
"Minefield"
Airdate: October 2, 2002
28 of 97 produced
28 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise collides with a cloaked mine, and then is visited by the minefield's creators, the Romulans.

 

Reed Alert!

 

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Carbon Creek

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Carbon Creek"
Airdate: September 25, 2002
26 of 97 produced
27 of 97 aired

Introduction

T'Pol tells the story of her great grandmother's visit to an American small town in the 50s.

The "mechanical rice picker" story isn't going to fly, buddy.


Saturday, August 13, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Shockwave, Part II

Enterprise, Season 2
"Shockwave, Part II"
Airdate: September 18, 2002
27 of 97 produced
26 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer finds himself trapped in a ruined far future, needing to communicate with his crew in the past to avert calamity.

 I'm telling you, Harry Potter is in Young Adult, not Feminist History!


Friday, August 12, 2022

Enterprise Season 1 Recap

Enterprise Season 1 Recap
Introduction

The years before the voyages of Kirk's Enterprise are set to be examined in a Star Trek prequel. Is this a good idea? Should they have waited a year between shows? How did they execute their storytelling and casting?

Archer is really vamping, here.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Enterprise, Season 1: Shockwave, Part 1

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Shockwave, Part I"
Airdate: May 22, 2002
25 of 97 produced
25 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise sends a shuttle down to a planet, which precipitates a disastrous accident. When the crew finds out who really caused the malfunction, they are pulled back into a Temporal Cold War with combatants from the future. 

 

The location shooting in Detroit really added to the verisimilitude.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Enterprise, Season 1: Two Days and Two Nights

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Two Days and Two Nights"
Airdate: May 15, 2002

24 of 97 produced

24 of 97 aired


Introduction
 
The crew of Enterprise finally reaches Risa, but their vacations don't turn out quite the ways they planed.
 
 
Unless that's what you're into, which is totally fine.

 

Monday, August 8, 2022

Enterprise, Season 1: Desert Crossing

Enterprise, Season 1
Airdate: May 8, 2002
23 of 97 produced
23 of 97 aired

Introduction
 
Archer and Trip accept an invitation from an alien leader that turns out to have unexpected strings attached.

Please enjoy this impromptu match of "Beefcake," a desert sportsball game in which men beefcake around shirtless.
 
 
 

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Enterprise, Season 1: Fallen Hero

Enterprise, Season 1
"Fallen Hero"
Airdate: May 8, 2002
22 of 97 produced
22 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise is ordered to escort a disgraced ambassador back to her Vulcan comrades.

 

Teaching the secret Vulcan handshake.

 

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Enterprise, Season 1: Vox Sola

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Vox Sola"
Airdate: May 1, 2002
21 of 97 produced
21 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise receives an unexpected visitor after a failed diplomatic meeting, one which will test the crew's ability to communicate with a truly alien being.

The slash fiction writes itself...