Enterprise, Season 2: Dawn

Enterprise, Season 2
"Dawn"
Airdate: January 82002
38 of 97 produced
38 of 97 aired

Introduction

Trip crash lands on an inhospitable alien moon and must deal with an aggressive enemy there.

It's so hot here I forgot what shade is!

Enterprise, Season 2: The Catwalk

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Catwalk"
Airdate: December 18, 2002
37 of 97 produced
37 of 97 aired

Introduction

An approaching storm forces the crew to hunker down somewhere very uncomfortable - like the back of a Volkswagen.

Look at that... a Royal Fizzbin!

 

Enterprise, Season 2: Precious Cargo

Enterprise, Season 2
"Precious Cargo"
Airdate: December 11, 2002
36 of 97 produced
36 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise renders aid to a transport that is carrying humanoid cargo. Trip, upon discovering that this cargo is a beautiful woman, proceeds to bed her down.

No! Don't wake me up until the script is done!

 

Enterprise, Season 2: Vanishing Point

Enterprise, Season 2
"Vanishing Point"
Airdate: November 27, 2002
35 of 97 produced
35 of 97 aired

Introduction

A rough transport during an atmospheric strorm has Hoshi wondering whether her body is coming apart molecule by molecule. 

Never compete with the ghosts of workouts past, Hoshi. It's a losing game.

Enterprise, Season 2: Singularity

Enterprise, Season 2
"Singularity"
Airdate: November 20, 2002
34 of 97 produced
34 of 97 aired

Introduction

Radiation from a black hole begins to affect the Enterprise crew's mental functioning.

"What does this monstrosity cost? $82,000? I'm ruined!"

Enterprise, Season 2: The Communicator

 Enterprise, Season 2
"The Communicator"
Airdate: November 13, 2002
33 of 97 produced
33 of 97 aired

Introduction

A planetary observation goes awry when Lt. Reed discovers that his communicator has been left behind with a pre-warp civilization.

This wasn't how I envisioned this mission would go.

 

Enterprise, Season 2: The Seventh

Enterprise, Season 2
"The Seventh"
Airdate: November 6, 2002
32 of 97 produced
32 of 97 aired

Introduction

T'Pol is contacted with a secret mission for the Vulcan High Command, to apprehend an at-large fugitive that she could not apprehend when she was a part of the security service.

 Could you apprehend the owner of this douchey face?

Enterprise, Season 2: Marauders

Enterprise, Season 2
"Marauders"
Airdate: October 30, 2002
31 of 97 produced
31 of 97 aired

Introduction

Captain Archer's morality sense begins tingling when he intuits that a colony of deuterium miners is being bullied by a band of avaricious Klingons.

 "Today is a good day to storm off in a snit, you meanies!"

Enterprise, Season 2: A Night In Sickbay

Enterprise, Season 2
"A Night In Sickbay"
Airdate: October 9, 2002
29 of 97 produced
30 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer brings Porthos on a sensitive diplomatic mission, where he (the dog) causes great offense and contracts a disease. While staying with his convalescing dog, Archer also has sex dreams about his first officer.

And a bunch of sexy women traipse around in their undies.

Enterprise, Season 2: Dead Stop

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Dead Stop"
Airdate: October 9, 2002
30 of 97 produced
29 of 97 aired

Introduction

Seeking emergency repairs after their run in with space mines last episode, Enterprise doesn't look too hard at the mouth when a gift horse appears in the form of an advanced automatic repair station.

Hmmmm. I guess they haven't gotten to any Kubrick selections on movie night, yet.

 

 

Enterprise, Season 2: Minefield

Enterprise, Season 2
"Minefield"
Airdate: October 2, 2002
28 of 97 produced
28 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise collides with a cloaked mine, and then is visited by the minefield's creators, the Romulans.

 

Reed Alert!

 

Enterprise, Season 2: Carbon Creek

 Enterprise, Season 2
"Carbon Creek"
Airdate: September 25, 2002
26 of 97 produced
27 of 97 aired

Introduction

T'Pol tells the story of her great grandmother's visit to an American small town in the 50s.

The "mechanical rice picker" story isn't going to fly, buddy.

Enterprise, Season 2: Shockwave, Part II

Enterprise, Season 2
"Shockwave, Part II"
Airdate: September 18, 2002
27 of 97 produced
26 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer finds himself trapped in a ruined far future, needing to communicate with his crew in the past to avert calamity.

 I'm telling you, Harry Potter is in Young Adult, not Feminist History!

Enterprise Season 1 Recap

Enterprise Season 1 Recap
Introduction

The years before the voyages of Kirk's Enterprise are set to be examined in a Star Trek prequel. Is this a good idea? Should they have waited a year between shows? How did they execute their storytelling and casting?

Archer is really vamping, here.

Enterprise, Season 1: Shockwave, Part 1

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Shockwave, Part I"
Airdate: May 22, 2002
25 of 97 produced
25 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise sends a shuttle down to a planet, which precipitates a disastrous accident. When the crew finds out who really caused the malfunction, they are pulled back into a Temporal Cold War with combatants from the future. 

 

The location shooting in Detroit really added to the verisimilitude.

Enterprise, Season 1: Two Days and Two Nights

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Two Days and Two Nights"
Airdate: May 15, 2002
24 of 97 produced
24 of 97 aired

Introduction

 

The crew of Enterprise finally reaches Risa, but their vacations don't turn out quite the ways they planned.

 

 

Unless that's what you're into, which is totally fine.

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Desert Crossing

Enterprise, Season 1

"Desert Crossing"

Airdate: May 8, 2002

23 of 97 produced

23 of 97 aired

Introduction

 

Archer and Trip accept an invitation from an alien leader that turns out to have unexpected strings attached.

Please enjoy this impromptu match of "Beefcake," a desert sportsball game in which men beefcake around shirtless.

 

 

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Fallen Hero

Enterprise, Season 1
"Fallen Hero"
Airdate: May 8, 2002
22 of 97 produced
22 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise is ordered to escort a disgraced ambassador back to her Vulcan comrades.

 

Teaching the secret Vulcan handshake.

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Vox Sola

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Vox Sola"
Airdate: May 1, 2002
21 of 97 produced
21 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise receives an unexpected visitor after a failed diplomatic meeting, one which will test the crew's ability to communicate with a truly alien being.

The slash fiction writes itself...

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Detained

Enterprise, Season 1
"Detained"
Airdate: April 24, 2022
20 of 97 produced
20 of 97 aired

Introduction

Archer and Travis wake up inside an internment camp filled with members of a race they have so far only known as enemies - the Suliban. 

Oh, boy!

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Oasis

Enterprise, Season 1
"Oasis"
Airdate: April 3, 2022
19 of 97 produced
19 of 97 aired

Introduction

The Enterprise seeks out a wrecked, derelict transport vessel for salvage, but finds a mysterious crew of survivors on board. 

Sadly, this image is probably the most interesting part of the episode.

Enterprise, Season 1: Acquisition

Enterprise, Season 1
"Acquisition"
Airdate: March 27, 2002
18 of 97 produced
18 of 97 aired

Introduction

The crew of the Enterprise finds themselves accosted by mysterious marauders, and only Trip, Archer and T'Pol are awake and able to stop them. 

A mangy, disheveled mutt, and Porthos.

 

Enterprise, Season 1: Rogue Planet

 Enterprise, Season 1
"Rogue Planet"
Airdate: March 20, 2002
17 of 97 produced
17 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise comes across a dark planet that has escaped its originating solar system, but also finds a surprising ecosystem and a group of hunters who are alien to this strange world.

 

A group of PlayStation 9 users discovers that their accessories don't look nearly as cool as they thought.

Enterprise, Season 1: Fusion

Enterprise, Season 1
"Fusion"
Airdate: February 20, 2002
16 of 97 produced
16 of 97 aired

Introduction

Enterprise comes across a splinter group of Vulcans who are trying to reclaim their repressed emotions.

 

This is the photo that accompanies the entry for "punchable" in the Vulcan dictionary.