Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection
Release Date: December 11, 1998

Introduction

After their encounter with the Borg, the crew of the Enterprise hopes to settle down with some diplomatic escort functions. Those plans are dashed, however, when Data goes berserk on a small backwater planet while observing a tiny tribe of backward people - who may just have discovered the fountain of youth.

In other news, they also try out their saucy new "Maitre d'" ensembles.

Voyager, Season 5: Equinox

Voyager, Season 5
"Equinox"
Airdate: May 26, 1999
118 of 168 produced
118 of 168 aired

Introduction

Voyager comes across another starship stranded in the Delta Quadrant - one whose crew made vastly different decisions than their own.

Don't worry, Max. Where we're going you can sleep on a pile of naked macaroni and cheese.

Voyager, Season 5: Warhead

Voyager, Season 5
"Warhead"
Airdate: May 19, 1999
117 of 168 produced
117 of 168 aired

Introduction

The crew finds a bomb. And so did we. Eesh.

It has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking warheads. Therefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.

Voyager, Season 5: Relativity

Voyager, Season 5
"Relativity"
Airdate: May 12, 1999
116 of 168 produced
116 of 168 aired

Introduction

Seven of Nine must think on her feet when she is abducted by time travelers and charged with saving Voyager from destruction.

Joe Kerry strikes out with the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, but will not remember three years down the road for some reason.

Some Thoughts About "The Orville..."

So my wife and I have watched the first five episodes of "The Orville," by Seth MacFarlane. I have thoughts. Here they are.

It's Highly Derivative

"The Orville" is a show about the adventures of a starship's crew. The ship belongs to a Union of Planets, which is administered by a series of admirals and has a naval command structure. Their mission is to explore the galaxy and render aid when needed. They have a stoic second officer whose culture is vastly different than most of the people on board, as well as an android who struggles to comprehend human peculiarities. The ship travels at faster than light velocities, and features a holographic entertainment room and a matter replication system.

Sound familiar?

Voyager, Season 5: 11:59

Voyager, Season 5
"11:59"
Airdate: May 5, 1999
115 of 168 produced
115 of 168 aired

Introduction

While exploring her family's history, Janeway discovers a new story regarding a relative she has looked up to her whole life.

One of the many scintillating scenes in this episode. Newspapers! Messy book shops!

Voyager, Season 5: Someone To Watch Over Me

Voyager, Season 5
"Someone To Watch Over Me"
Airdate: April 28, 1999
114 of 168 produced
114 of 168 aired
Introduction
Seven of Nine seeks out the Doctor's assistance as she explores the notions of dating and romance.

Oh, look! All they had to do was take down her hair and remove her glasses, and now she's Homecoming Queen!

Voyager, Season 5: Juggernaut

Voyager, Season 5
"Juggernaut"
Airdate: April 26, 1999
113 of 168 produced
113 of 168 aired

Introduction

When Voyager runs into a Malon freighter that could contaminate the entire sector in a runaway explosion, she must put her anger in check for the sake of the mission.

Hey, look! Enterprise didn't do the "gratuitous shower scene" first after all!

Voyager, Season 5: Think Tank

Voyager, Season 5
"Think Tank"
Airdate: March 31, 1999
112 of 168 produced
112 of 168 aired

IntroductionA wandering group of problem solvers offers Seven of Nine a position within their ranks. Their unwillingness to take "no" for an answer creates a raft of new problems for Voyager.

"Your generous donation to The Human Fund will be rewarded with this delightful brain-teaser, Lights Out 24th Century Edition."

Voyager, Season 5: The Fight

Voyager, Season 5
"The Fight"
Airdate: March 24, 1999
107 of 168 produced
111 of 168 aired

Introduction

Um...there is some really heavy handed boxing imagery. The end.

Kevin's synopsis doesn't do this episode justice. There are plenty of meme-worthy screenshots of Chakotay screaming while other crew members are uncomfortably close to him.