Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Third Opinion: Picard, Season 1 - Stardust City Rag

Picard, Season 1
"Stardust City Rag"
Airdate: February 20, 2020
5 of 10 produced
5 of 10 aired

Introduction


Picard, Season 1: Stardust City Rag – A turning point for my opinion of this season. An additional opinion from Beth Calderon (Matthew's sister).


We're with you, Seven. Make it a double.

Monday, February 24, 2020

Picard, Season 1: Stardust City Rag

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlPicard, Season 1
"Stardust City Rag"
Airdate: February 20, 2020
5 of 10 produced
5 of 10 aired

Introduction

The latest episode of Picard wastes an entire hour killing two canon characters for no reason, delivering one piece of pertinent plot information (that we already knew), and SHOCK TWISTS one of the leads. Or, "another day another dollar" for Kurtzman-Trek.

"Ah em Pepe LePew! Please disregard the gory murder you just witnessed and laugh along with ze hilariteee!"


Monday, February 17, 2020

Picard, Season 1: Absolute Candor

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlPicard, Season 1
"Absolute Candor"
Airdate: February 13, 2020
4 of 10 produced
4 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard postpones his desperate mission for yet another interlude, this time on a Romulan colony planet, where he tries to convince a male Romulan Warrior Nun to join his quest.


I never liked children, you know. Except for psychotically violent ones. So you're OK, kid.


Monday, February 10, 2020

Picard, Season 1: The End is the Beginning

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Picard, Season 1
"The End Is The Beginning"
Airdate: February 6, 2020
3 of 10 produced
3 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard finally launches his mission after three episodes of setup. We are introduced to yet more characters and confusing plot elements. Actors do their jobs well.

In our open concept Bro Loft, we have plenty of room for rollerskating, hackey sack, and saying "engage."


Saturday, February 1, 2020

Picard, Season 1: Maps and Legends

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlPicard, Season 1
"Maps and Legends"
Airdate: January 30, 2020
2 of 10 produced
2 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard resolves to discover who murdered Dahj. To do so, he seeks help from Starfleet, and when that fails, from his old friends who happened not to be on TNG.



Hey baby. How much time was supposed to have passed between this and our last scene?



Friday, January 24, 2020

Picard, Season 1: Remembrance

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"Remembrance"
Airdate: January 23, 2020
1 of 10 produced
1 of 10 aired

Introduction

Retired Admiral Jean-Luc Picard is roused out of his retirement by a mysterious young woman who may be the offspring of his long-dead android friend. 



 Live long and KICK YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Voyager, Season 6: Unimatrix Zero

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"Unimatrix Zero"
Airdate: May 17, 2000
144 of 168 produced
144 of 168 aired

Introduction

Seven of Nine goes to sleep and finds herself in a strange dream world - full of assimilated Borg who have thrown off their shackles, and a romantic partner she had forgotten.

From a purely chiropractic standpoint, the Borg are totally superior.



Thursday, January 16, 2020

Voyager, Season 6 : The Haunting of Deck Twelve

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"The Haunting of Deck Twelve"
Airdate: May 17, 2000
143 of 168 produced
143 of 168 aired

Introduction

The Borg children are awoken by a strange power outage and press their caretaker Neelix for more details with regard to the mysterious events of the past few weeks.


 UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!



Friday, January 10, 2020

Voyager, Season 6: Life Line

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Life Line"
Airdate: May 10, 2000
141 of 168 produced
142 of 168 aired

Introduction

When a two-way line of communication is established between the Pathfinder project and Voyager, the Doctor requests to be sent to the Alpha Quadrant in order to treat his creator for a terminal condition.

 It's two, two, TWO Doctors for the price of one!
 

Monday, December 30, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Fury

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Fury"
Airdate: May 3, 2000
139 of 168 produced
141 of 168 aired

Introduction

An aged Kes makes a surprise reappearance on Voyager, with what seems like malign, destructive intent.


This will teach them to replace me with a big set of boobs!