Picard, Season 1: Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2

Picard, Season 1
"Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2"
Airdate: March 26, 2020
10 of 10 produced
10 of 10 aired

Introduction
A large space standoff occurs. A character dies and is resurrected in perhaps the single most predictable plot development possible. A bunch of characters we can't possibly care about express utterly baseless emotions about characters that we do.

Here it is, folks: the best part of the episode. Save yourself the other 50 minutes and go clean between the tiles in your shower or something.

Picard, Season 1: Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1

Picard, Season 1
"Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1"
Airdate: March 19, 2020
9 of 10 produced
9 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard and crew reach the planet of the androids, with an armada of Romulan ships close behind them. The Big Secret to why everything else in this season is wrong is revealed, which necessitates a Big Decision by the androids and their supporters.

Agnes is about the break out her Signature Cry Face when an android performs a mind meld on her. Hey, I felt like crying, too.

Picard, Season 1: Broken Pieces

Picard, Season 1
"Broken Pieces"
Airdate: March 12, 2020
8 of 10 produced
8 of 10 aired

Introduction

Flashback scenes attempt to explain and make us care about the plot of the preceding seven episodes. Plus: More Murder!

"We are the Borg. We have assimilated horrendous UI design. Ergonomics are futile."

Picard, Season 1: Nepenthe

Picard, Season 1
"Nepenthe"
Airdate: March 5, 2020
7 of 10 produced
7 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard decides to postpone the main plot yet again in order to visit some friends that he arbitrarily decided not to a few episodes ago.

Three characters we actually care about who are also not actively murdering, betraying, or lying to anyone. BORING!

Picard, Season 1: The Impossible Box

Picard, Season 1
"The Impossible Box"
Airdate: February 27, 2020
6 of 10 produced
6 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard finally reaches the Borg Cube, while, with impeccable timing, Soji learns that her life is a lie.

This year's hottest gift - beautiful statuette and girlfriend irradiator! Only 19.99 space bucks!

Third Opinion: Picard, Season 1 - Stardust City Rag

Picard, Season 1
"Stardust City Rag"
Airdate: February 20, 2020
5 of 10 produced
5 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard, Season 1: Stardust City Rag – A turning point for my opinion of this season. An additional opinion from Beth Calderon (Matthew's sister).

We're with you, Seven. Make it a double.

Picard, Season 1: Stardust City Rag

Picard, Season 1
"Stardust City Rag"
Airdate: February 20, 2020
5 of 10 produced
5 of 10 aired

Introduction

The latest episode of Picard wastes an entire hour killing two canon characters for no reason, delivering one piece of pertinent plot information (that we already knew), and SHOCK TWISTS one of the leads. Or, "another day another dollar" for Kurtzman-Trek.

"Ah em Pepe LePew! Please disregard ze gory murder you just witnessed and laugh along with ze hilariteee!"

Picard, Season 1: Absolute Candor

Picard, Season 1
"Absolute Candor"
Airdate: February 13, 2020
4 of 10 produced
4 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard postpones his desperate mission for yet another interlude, this time on a Romulan colony planet, where he tries to convince a male Romulan Warrior Nun to join his quest.

I never liked children, you know. Except for psychotically violent ones. So you're OK, kid.

Picard, Season 1: The End is the Beginning

Picard, Season 1
"The End Is The Beginning"
Airdate: February 6, 2020
3 of 10 produced
3 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard finally launches his mission after three episodes of setup. We are introduced to yet more characters and confusing plot elements. Actors do their jobs well.

In our open concept Bro Loft, we have plenty of room for rollerskating, hackey sack, and saying "engage."

Picard, Season 1: Maps and Legends

Picard, Season 1
"Maps and Legends"
Airdate: January 30, 2020
2 of 10 produced
2 of 10 aired

Introduction

Picard resolves to discover who murdered Dahj. To do so, he seeks help from Starfleet, and when that fails, from his old friends who happened not to be on TNG.

Hey baby. How much time was supposed to have passed between this and our last scene?