Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy


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Voyager, Season 6
 "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy"
Airdate: October 13, 1999
122 of 168 produced
122 of 168 aired

Introduction



The Doctor's desire to grow and help his comrades hits a stumbling block when his daydream protocol goes out of control.


 Harry Kim, shown furiously memorizing this program number

 

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Discovery Season 2 Recap

Discovery Season 2 Recap

Introduction

And now, the "new and improved" season of Discovery has come to a close. Did it deliver on its creators' incessant promises to "square things with continuity" and "tell more Star Trek stories?" Um.....


But look! Captain Pike! The Enterprise! Pew Pew!

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2"
Airdate: April 18, 2019
29 of 29 produced
29 of 29 aired

Introduction

The least interesting threat ever is resolved when Mirror Hitler kills the Night King, and Dorothy disappears forever into Oz, while everyone back home in Kansas agrees to never mention her again.

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks!



Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow"

Airdate: April 11, 2019
28 of 29 produced
28 of 29 aired

Introduction

The crew sets Discovery to self destruct. Or not. Then the crew decides to go to the future. Or not. Everybody says tearful goodbyes. Or not. Sarek and Amanda also use their psychic powers to read next week's script and know they need to say goodbye to Burnham.


Oh, Ash, I just cain't quit you...


Monday, April 8, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Through the Valley of Shadows

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Through the Valley of Shadows"

Airdate: April 4, 2019
27 of 29 produced
27 of 29 aired

Introduction

The crew decides it needs a time crystal for some reason. Pike discovers he will have to make a "sacrifice" to get it. Klingons do and say boring things.

This is how I look every time I watch this show, just ten times as bored and only ten percent as handsome.




Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Perpetual Infinity

Discovery, Season 2
"Perpetual Infinity"
Airdate: March 28, 2019
26 of 29 aired
26 of 29 produced

Introduction

The Red Angel has been revealed as Burnham's mom. She has been traveling through time trying to prevent an apocalyptic future in which Control (a Starfleet computer AI system we've never heard of before or since) has destroyed all sentient life in the galaxy.

"We Are CBS. This is going to be a crappy Borg Origin Story. Struggle is... pointless."




Monday, March 25, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: The Red Angel

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"The Red Angel"
Airdate: March 21, 2019
25 of 29 aired
25 of 29 produced

Introduction

Burnham must sacrifice herself to lure the Red Angel into appearing. The identity of the mysterious being is revealed.



Careful, guys! That whole seal is apparently.... the torpedo loading bay? Hopefully you never have to use that and the shuttle bay simultaneously...




Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Project Daedalus

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Project Daedalus"
Airdate: March 14, 2019
24 of 29 produced
24 of 29 aired

Introduction
Lieutenant Airiam (who?) has been infected with an AI computer virus. She is going to... download something? Will the Barzan woman (who?) be able to stop her in time?


Finally, our stalwart heroes get to do what is the best part of every Star Trek series - pointing phasers at things in a tense standoff!


Monday, March 11, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: If Memory Serves

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"If Memory Serves"
Airdate: March 7, 2019
23 of 29 produced
23 of 29 aired

Introduction

Burnham takes Spock to Talos IV in order to cure him. But the Talosians demand something from her in return.



Talosians fashions have changed, perhaps to accommodate the newly masculine Talosians.



Thursday, March 7, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Light and Shadows

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Light and Shadows"
Airdate: February 28, 2019
22 of 29 produced
22 of 29 aired

Introduction



Burnham finally catches up with Spock, only to find him rambling and incoherent. Meanwhile Tyler and Pike are at odds in the midst of a temporal anomaly.



If you can't make it good, make it blue.