Saturday, December 31, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: E²

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: May 5, 2004
72 of 97 produced
72 of 97 aired


The Enterprise meets its doppelganger ship in the Expanse, but is surprised when they find it crewed by their own descendants.

 It says right here that Fëanor forged the Silmarils, not Lorian!


Monday, December 26, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: The Forgotten

Enterprise, Season 3
"The Forgotten"
Airdate: April 28, 2004
71 of 97 produced
71 of 97 aired


As the Enterprise crew tries to put the pieces of their ship back together, Archer tries to convince wavering Xindi Council members to act against the weapon launch, and Trip reaches an emotional breaking point.

 Chef put too many beans in the chili again.

Sunday, December 25, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Damage

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: April 21, 2004
70 of 97 produced
70 of 97 aired


Archer faces a difficult decision when Enterprise's battle damage threatens to end their mission to save Earth.

Also, the production staff gets their money's worth this week from the Spark Guy.


Friday, December 23, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Azati Prime

Enterprise, Season 3
"Azati Prime"
Airdate: March 3, 2004
69 of 97 produced
69 of 97 aired


Enterprise finds the Azati Prime weapons installation and the crew must formulate a plan of attack.

'Tis but a scratch!

Monday, December 19, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Hatchery

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: February 25, 2004
68 of 97 produced
68 of 97 aired


The Enterprise comes across a wrecked Xindi insectoid ship that contains viable eggs, and the Captain becomes strangely protective of the children.

You'd think, at some point, Starfleet would just write a regulation that says "keep your damned helmet on."

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Doctor's Orders

Enterprise, Season 3
"Doctor's Orders"
Airdate: February 18, 2004
67 of 97 produced
67 of 97 aired


The Enterprise crew watches VOY "One" for movie night and decides to reenact it with Phlox in the role of Seven of Nine.

Hoshi's skin care routine needs some work.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Prodigy, Season 1: Asylum

Prodigy, Season 1
Airdate: October 27, 2022

11 of 20 produced

11 of 20 aired


The crew of the Protostar tries to make contact with a Federation communications relay, leading to disastrous results.

Look. Can we just CANONIZE their love already??? ...please?

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Harbinger

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: February 11, 2004
66 of 97 produced
66 of 97 aired


The Enterprise comes across a mysterious alien from another dimension. Meanwhile, Trip and T'Pol deal with their romantic jealousy, and Reed and Major Hayes literally butt heads over training the crew for combat.

 Just relax and tell me whether you want to do it with my boyfriend.

Friday, December 9, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Stratagem

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: February 4, 2004
65 of 97 produced
65 of 97 aired


Xindi weapons scientist Degra wakes up without his memory on an errant spacecraft next to his friend Jonathan Archer.  

 Jonathan Archer's prison tat side hustle gets off the ground with a rocky start.


Thursday, December 8, 2022

Prodigy, Season 1: A Moral Star, Part 2

Prodigy, Season 1
A Moral Star, Part 2
Airdate: February 3, 2022

9 of 20 produced

9 of 20 aired


Dal and friends are in a tight spot as they're left floating on Tars Lamora with a seemingly impossible task of not only surviving, but getting back the Protostar.

This is not Janeway's happy face. Think happy thoughts! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Proving Ground

Enterprise, Season 3
"Proving Ground"
Airdate: January 21, 2004
64 of 97 produced
64 of 97 aired


Enterprise receives unexpected assistance as it tracks down the test site for the Xindi weapon.

It... is blue.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Chosen Realm

Enterprise, Season 3
"Chosen Realm"
Airdate: January 14, 2004
63 of 97 produced
63 of 97 aired


The Enterprise is taken over by a group of religious fanatics bent on using it to settle a holy war on their home planet.


"What I wouldn't give for better lighting, or to cut off that stupid ponytail."


Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Carpenter Street

Enterprise, Season 3
"Carpenter Street"
Airdate: November 26, 2003
62 of 97 produced
62 of 97 aired


Captain Archer is recruited by Daniels to stop the harvesting of human blood in early 21st Century Detroit, Michigan.

 Also, they must stop the infamous Nighttime Street Lighting Supernova from consuming the Upper Midwest.


Thursday, November 24, 2022

Enterprise. Season 3: Similitude

 Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: November 19, 2003
61 of 97 produced
61 of 97 aired


When Trip is gravely injured by a warp engine malfunction, Captain Archer has a difficult decision to make that calls into question his ethics, and the value of a sapient life.

 "No, Sim, I haven't shaved recently. That shows how SERIOUS this is!!!"

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: North Star

Enterprise, Season 3
"North Star"
Airdate: November 12, 2003
60 of 97 produced
60 of 97 aired


The Enterprise crew is surprised to find a colony of Old West human beings in the Delphic Expanse.

The Laughing Vulcan and Her Horse

Friday, November 18, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Twilight

 Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: November 5, 2003
59 of 97 produced
59 of 97 aired


Archer wakes up during an attack on the ship, but finds that he is no longer the captain and that Earth is being destroyed. 

THIS is Ceti Alpha V!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: The Shipment

Enterprise, Season 3
"The Shipment"
Airdate: October 29, 2003
58 of 97 produced
58 of 97 aired


Enterprise tracks down a key production facility for the Xindi weapon, but Archer isn't sure he should level it from orbit.

"WMD's in a bit. But first, the tranya!"

Sunday, November 13, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Exile

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: October 15, 2003
57 of 97 produced
57 of 97 aired


Hoshi received telepathic transmissions from a being who claims to be able to help with Enterprise's quest to find the Xindi.

Hoshi, pictured in her best "don't find me attractive" outfit.

Friday, November 11, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Impulse

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: October 8, 2003
56 of 97 produced
56 of 97 aired


Enterprise responds to an automated distress call from the Vulcan ship Seleya.

Though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver...

Monday, November 7, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Rajiin

 Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: October 1, 2003
55 of 97 produced
55 of 97 aired


Archer liberates a sexual slave from a trading outpost who turns out to be more than she initially seemed.

"Here I go again, on my own... going down the only road I've ever known!"

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Extinction

Enterprise, Season 2
Airdate: September 24, 2003
54 of 97 produced
54 of 97 aired


An Enterprise away team encounters an alien virus that rewrites their DNA and makes them act like simpletons.

  Allamaraine, bitchezzz!!!!

Thursday, November 3, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: Anomaly

Enterprise, Season 3
Airdate: September 17, 2003
53 of 97 produced
53 of 97 aired


Enterprise comes to a halt when pirates seize their supply of antimatter, which leads them on a chase to recover their goods and brings them in contact with a mysterious, giant sphere.


We also learned very important details about MACO underwear.


Monday, October 31, 2022

Enterprise, Season 3: The Xindi

Enterprise, Season 3
"The Xindi"
Airdate: September 10, 2003
52 of 97 produced
52 of 97 aired


Archer and crew seek out members of the Xindi species in an attempt to locate their home world. Meanwhile, T'Pol whips out her boobs for some reason.

If I see one more reptilian side boob, I f#%*ing quit this council!

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Enterprise Season 2 Recap

Enterprise Season 2 Recap


Enterprise Season 2 rates among the lowest seasons of Trek we have compiled stats on. What's going on, and is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

It does fulfill the quintessential Trek Trope of wasting Suzie Plakson...

Monday, October 24, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: The Expanse

 Enterprise, Season 2
"The Expanse"
Airdate: May 21, 2003
51 of 97 produced
51 of 97 aired


A surprise attack against the Earth leads to Enterprise being recalled and reassigned to a dangerous secret mission to find the attackers.


"So they're not gonna send us on a real location shoot, are they."

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Enterprise, Season 2: Bounty

Enterprise, Season 2
Airdate: May 14, 2003
50 of 97 produced
50 of 97 aired


When Captain Archer is kidnapped by a bounty hunter, he must find a way to effect an escape. Meanwhile, T'Pol is hot and horny for some reason. Can you guess what it is?

Why? Why are these the scripts I get?