Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Dragon's Teeth

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Dragon's Teeth"
Airdate: November 10, 1999
123 of 168 produced
125 of 168 aired

Introduction

An away team comes across hundreds of sleeping aliens on a devastated world. But when the crew wakes them up, they reignite centuries' old tensions.
 

Futuropolis is under attack! Seek shelter!

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Riddles

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Riddles"
Airdate: November 3, 1999
125 of 168 produced
124 of 168 aired

Introduction

A mysterious entity injures Tuvok, stripping him of his intellectual abilities and his emotional control.

The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog



Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Alice

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Alice"
Airdate: October 20, 1999
124 of 168 produced
123 of 168 aired

Introduction

Tom Paris finds a diamond in the rough when he spots a sleek shuttle amid a junk yard of space ships. But the phrase "caveat emptor" takes on a new meaning when he begins to work with the ship's AI system.
 
The moment when Tom's "Berlin Fetish Club" program goes decisively awry.

 

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy


http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.html
Voyager, Season 6
 "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy"
Airdate: October 13, 1999
122 of 168 produced
122 of 168 aired

Introduction



The Doctor's desire to grow and help his comrades hits a stumbling block when his daydream protocol goes out of control.


 Harry Kim, shown furiously memorizing this program number

 

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Discovery Season 2 Recap

Discovery Season 2 Recap

Introduction

And now, the "new and improved" season of Discovery has come to a close. Did it deliver on its creators' incessant promises to "square things with continuity" and "tell more Star Trek stories?" Um.....


But look! Captain Pike! The Enterprise! Pew Pew!

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2"
Airdate: April 18, 2019
29 of 29 produced
29 of 29 aired

Introduction

The least interesting threat ever is resolved when Mirror Hitler kills the Night King, and Dorothy disappears forever into Oz, while everyone back home in Kansas agrees to never mention her again.

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks!



Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow"

Airdate: April 11, 2019
28 of 29 produced
28 of 29 aired

Introduction

The crew sets Discovery to self destruct. Or not. Then the crew decides to go to the future. Or not. Everybody says tearful goodbyes. Or not. Sarek and Amanda also use their psychic powers to read next week's script and know they need to say goodbye to Burnham.


Oh, Ash, I just cain't quit you...


Monday, April 8, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Through the Valley of Shadows

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Through the Valley of Shadows"

Airdate: April 4, 2019
27 of 29 produced
27 of 29 aired

Introduction

The crew decides it needs a time crystal for some reason. Pike discovers he will have to make a "sacrifice" to get it. Klingons do and say boring things.

This is how I look every time I watch this show, just ten times as bored and only ten percent as handsome.




Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Perpetual Infinity

Discovery, Season 2
"Perpetual Infinity"
Airdate: March 28, 2019
26 of 29 aired
26 of 29 produced

Introduction

The Red Angel has been revealed as Burnham's mom. She has been traveling through time trying to prevent an apocalyptic future in which Control (a Starfleet computer AI system we've never heard of before or since) has destroyed all sentient life in the galaxy.

"We Are CBS. This is going to be a crappy Borg Origin Story. Struggle is... pointless."




Monday, March 25, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: The Red Angel

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"The Red Angel"
Airdate: March 21, 2019
25 of 29 aired
25 of 29 produced

Introduction

Burnham must sacrifice herself to lure the Red Angel into appearing. The identity of the mysterious being is revealed.



Careful, guys! That whole seal is apparently.... the torpedo loading bay? Hopefully you never have to use that and the shuttle bay simultaneously...




Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Project Daedalus

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Project Daedalus"
Airdate: March 14, 2019
24 of 29 produced
24 of 29 aired

Introduction
Lieutenant Airiam (who?) has been infected with an AI computer virus. She is going to... download something? Will the Barzan woman (who?) be able to stop her in time?


Finally, our stalwart heroes get to do what is the best part of every Star Trek series - pointing phasers at things in a tense standoff!


Monday, March 11, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: If Memory Serves

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"If Memory Serves"
Airdate: March 7, 2019
23 of 29 produced
23 of 29 aired

Introduction

Burnham takes Spock to Talos IV in order to cure him. But the Talosians demand something from her in return.



Talosians fashions have changed, perhaps to accommodate the newly masculine Talosians.



Thursday, March 7, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Light and Shadows

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Light and Shadows"
Airdate: February 28, 2019
22 of 29 produced
22 of 29 aired

Introduction



Burnham finally catches up with Spock, only to find him rambling and incoherent. Meanwhile Tyler and Pike are at odds in the midst of a temporal anomaly.



If you can't make it good, make it blue.




Sunday, March 3, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: The Sounds of Thunder

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"The Sounds of Thunder"
Airdate: February 21, 2019
21 of 29 produced
21 of 29 aired

Introduction

Discovery heads back to the Kelpien homeworld in order to track down a Red Herr--- I mean, Red Angel signal. While there, Saru pushes for a resolution to his people's subjugation by the Ba'ul.


Hey look, an oozy villain! Let's look at it for 3 minutes instead of learning anything about it and its relationship to the other aliens in this episode.


Monday, February 18, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Saints of Imperfection

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Saints of Imperfection"
Airdate: February 14, 2019
20 of 29 produced
20 of 29 aired

Introduction

Have you ever wondered what happens after you die? What is a soul exactly and do we possess one? Well, has Star Trek Discovery ever got answers for you!!!

Don't look at me, folks. I'm not the worst thing in this episode this week!


Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Disocvery, Season 2: An Obol for Charon

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"An Obol for Charon"
Airdate: February 7, 2019
19 of 29 produced
19 of 29 aired

IntroductionThere is a giant sphere in space that is making the ship's systems go on the fritz. Saru is also deathly ill. Spock's shuttle is getting away. And Tilly has a mushroom blob on her arm. Do these things relate to each other in the slightest? Um...

Saru, my oldest and dearest friend! Don't die! Remember when we talked about that thing once and bonded? You know, when we were completely off camera.


Monday, February 11, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Point of Light

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Point of Light"
Airdate: January 31, 2019
18 of 29 produced
18 of 29 aired

Introduction
A haphazard melange of story lines get about five minutes apiece to marinate. There are fight scenes. Then there is gratuitous gore. Welcome to another episode of Discovery!


Aww, look at that. She really does love him, man-bun and all.



Thursday, February 7, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: New Eden

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"New Eden"
Airdate: January 24, 2019
17 of 29 produced
17 of 29 aired

Introduction

Discovery spore-drives over to a distant location and finds a wayward colony of lost humans there. How did they get there, and how did the Red Herri... I mean Angel, bring this about?

Goin' to the chapel and we're... gonna get short-shrifted...




Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Brother

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery, Season 2
"Brother"
Airdate: January 17, 2019
16 of 29 produced
16 of 29 aired

Introduction
Well, we're back. Captain Pike has taken over Discovery for some reason, and there are mysterious signals popping up all over the galaxy. What are they? How is Spock involved? Why did we have to watch Season 1 at all? How much further will continuity get jacked up?





 A scene in which various recognizable Trek-themed props are displayed



Thursday, January 31, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Barge of the Dead

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Barge of the Dead"
Airdate: October 6, 1999
121 of 168 produced
121 of 168 aired

Introduction

When she is caught in an ion storm, B'Elanna experiences a vision of the Klingon afterlife - one in which her mother turns out to be dead.


 B'Elanna fantasizes about Captain Janeway being penetrated by a rogue Klingon.



Monday, January 14, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Survival Instinct

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Survival Instinct"
Airdate: September 29, 1999
119 of 168 produced
119 of 168 aired

Introduction

When Voyager visits a trading outpost, they happen across three former Borg with a mysterious connection to Seven of Nine.

We've been telepathically linked to this unreasonably handsome, buff old man for years now!




Monday, January 7, 2019

Short Treks: The Escape Artist

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery Short Trek
The Escape Artist
Airdate: January 3, 2019
4 of 4 produced
4 of 4 aired

Introduction

Harcourt Fenton Mudd tries to weasel his way out of being captured and delivered to the Federation by a bounty hunter.



 What's a little bondage between friends?

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Short Treks: The Brightest Star

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlDiscovery Short Trek
The Brightest Star
Airdate: December 6, 2018
3 of 4 produced
3 of 4 aired
Introduction

Saru and his fellow Kelpiens are subject to the depredations of a species called the Baul.


 The Kelpiens harvesting... kelp. A bit on the nose, don't you think?

Friday, January 4, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Equinox, Part II

http://www.treknobabble.net/p/rating-system.htmlVoyager, Season 6
"Equinox, Part II"
Airdate: September 22, 1999
119 of 168 produced
119 of 168 aired

Introduction

Captain Ransom has left Voyager to be attacked the by the nucelogenic lifeforms as he escapes with Seven and the Doctor. Janeway finds herself taking increasingly questionable actions to hunt him down.

Captain's prerogative: two phasers. Sorry, Blue Shirt!