Monday, December 30, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Fury, Season 6
Airdate: May 3, 2000
139 of 168 produced
141 of 168 aired


An aged Kes makes a surprise reappearance on Voyager, with what seems like malign, destructive intent.

This will teach them to replace me with a big set of boobs!

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Muse, Season 6
Airdate: April 26, 2000
142 of 168 produced
140 of 168 aired


B'Elanna finds herself crashed upon a pre-industrial world, but she has to sing for her supper in order to get help for repairs.

 That actress looks eerily like her own mask...

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Live Fast and Prosper, Season 6
"Live Fast and Prosper"
Airdate: April 19, 2000
140 of 168 produced
139 of 168 aired


The Voyager crew finds that its reputation has preceded it - into territory where dozens of races have been swindled by a Captain Janeway look-alike.

Federation membership can be yours for the low, low price of 1,995 space bucks!

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Good Shepherd, Season 6
"Good Shepherd"
Airdate: March 15, 2000
137 of 168 produced
137 of 168 aired


Captain Janeway finds an away mission that will allow her to draw out and challenge some of her more recalcitrant crew members. Away missions always go well, right?

These tricorder readings indicate that you got swole, Billy.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Child's Play, Season 6
"Child's Play"
Airdate: March 8, 2000
137 of 168 produced
137 of 168 aired


Seven of Nine must come to terms with her protective feelings towards Icheb when Voyager locates his parents.

 The Borg exhibit their superior potato science.

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Ashes to Ashes, Season 6
"Ashes to Ashes"
Airdate: March 1, 2000
136 of 168 produced
136 of 168 aired


A Voyager crew mate thought long dead returns, which provides a shock to Harry's system.

Jhet'leya rocks the alien-bun.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Spirit Folk, Season 6
"Spirit Folk"
Airdate: February 23, 2000
135 of 168 produced
135 of 168 aired


The holographic town of Fair Haven is riven by tension as its residents begin to suspect their frequent visitors of nefarious designs upon them.

Maggie O'Halloran needs to sit a spell after being wooed by Harry Kim's "moves."

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Collective, Season 6
Airdate: February 16, 2000
133 of 168 produced
134 of 168 aired


When the Delta Flyer discovers a derelict Borg cube, Seven of Nine finds herself called upon to nurture a creche of adolescent Borg.

"We are the Borg. We have abs of steel. Don't even ask about our buns."

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Tsunkatse, Season 6
Airdate: February 9, 2000
130 of 168 produced
133 of 168 aired


The crew of Voyager enjoys watching a violent sport while on shore leave - until one of their own is forced to participate.

 Given the whole eyebrow thing, shouldn't he have played a Vulcan?


Saturday, November 9, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Memorial, Season 6
Airdate: February 2, 2000
134 of 168 produced
132 of 168 aired


The crew begins to suffer flashbacks of a battle when they approach a strange object.

"No TV and No Beer Make Tom Paris Something Something..."

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Virtuoso, Season 6
Airdate: January 26, 2000
132 of 168 produced
131 of 168 aired


The Doctor comes close to realizing a long-held desire for fame and approval when an alien race becomes fascinated by his singing.

That's one dapper hologram!

Saturday, October 26, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Blink of an Eye, Season 6
"Blink of an Eye"
Airdate: January 19, 2000
131 of 168 produced
130 of 168 aired


Voyager finds itself stuck in orbit around a very strange new world.

"That woman's dog-servant is pouring a hot, brown liquid for her."

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Fair Haven, Season 6
"Fair Haven"
Airdate: January 12, 2000
129 of 168 produced
129 of 168 aired


The crew is really showing off the results of Starfleet-mandated sensitivity training by creating a two-dimensional Irish village on the holodeck.

Star Trek finally creates the Irish Stereotype Sex Simulator we have all been clamoring for.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Pathfinder, Season 6
Airdate: December 1, 1999
128 of 168 produced
128 of 168 aired


On Earth, the Starfleet Communications Research Center attempts to find a way to contact Voyager. Their most nervous employee, Reginald Barclay, becomes obsessed with the task.

Deepening the mystery of how Starfgleet peons secure choice real estate in the most competitive market in the world.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: The Voyager Conspiracy, Season 6
"The Voyager Conspiracy"
127 of 168 produced
127 of 168 aired


Voyager encounters a tantalizing way to shave years off their journey, but is it too good to be true? Meanwhile, Seven experiments with directly uploading Voyager's entire set of logs to her cortical implants.

Seven stares at Frame 313 of the Voyager Film, trying to discover who did it.

Friday, July 26, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: One Small Step, Season 6
"One Small Step"
Airdate: November 17, 1999
123 of 168 produced
125 of 168 aired


Voyager encounters a strange anomaly that contains a relic from the early days of human space exploration.

Handsome Astronaut Man Meets Giant Space Lemon

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Dragon's Teeth, Season 6
"Dragon's Teeth"
Airdate: November 10, 1999
123 of 168 produced
125 of 168 aired


An away team comes across hundreds of sleeping aliens on a devastated world. But when the crew wakes them up, they reignite centuries' old tensions.

Futuropolis is under attack! Seek shelter!

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Riddles, Season 6
Airdate: November 3, 1999
125 of 168 produced
124 of 168 aired


A mysterious entity injures Tuvok, stripping him of his intellectual abilities and his emotional control.

The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Alice, Season 6
Airdate: October 20, 1999
124 of 168 produced
123 of 168 aired


Tom Paris finds a diamond in the rough when he spots a sleek shuttle amid a junk yard of space ships. But the phrase "caveat emptor" takes on a new meaning when he begins to work with the ship's AI system.
The moment when Tom's "Berlin Fetish Club" program goes decisively awry.


Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Voyager, Season 6: Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy
Voyager, Season 6
 "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy"
Airdate: October 13, 1999
122 of 168 produced
122 of 168 aired


The Doctor's desire to grow and help his comrades hits a stumbling block when his daydream protocol goes out of control.

 Harry Kim, shown furiously memorizing this program number


Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Discovery Season 2 Recap

Discovery Season 2 Recap


And now, the "new and improved" season of Discovery has come to a close. Did it deliver on its creators' incessant promises to "square things with continuity" and "tell more Star Trek stories?" Um.....

But look! Captain Pike! The Enterprise! Pew Pew!

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2"
Airdate: April 18, 2019
29 of 29 produced
29 of 29 aired


The least interesting threat ever is resolved when Mirror Hitler kills the Night King, and Dorothy disappears forever into Oz, while everyone back home in Kansas agrees to never mention her again.

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks!

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Such Sweet Sorrow, Season 2
"Such Sweet Sorrow"

Airdate: April 11, 2019
28 of 29 produced
28 of 29 aired


The crew sets Discovery to self destruct. Or not. Then the crew decides to go to the future. Or not. Everybody says tearful goodbyes. Or not. Sarek and Amanda also use their psychic powers to read next week's script and know they need to say goodbye to Burnham.

Oh, Ash, I just cain't quit you...

Monday, April 8, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Through the Valley of Shadows, Season 2
"Through the Valley of Shadows"

Airdate: April 4, 2019
27 of 29 produced
27 of 29 aired


The crew decides it needs a time crystal for some reason. Pike discovers he will have to make a "sacrifice" to get it. Klingons do and say boring things.

This is how I look every time I watch this show, just ten times as bored and only ten percent as handsome.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: Perpetual Infinity

Discovery, Season 2
"Perpetual Infinity"
Airdate: March 28, 2019
26 of 29 aired
26 of 29 produced


The Red Angel has been revealed as Burnham's mom. She has been traveling through time trying to prevent an apocalyptic future in which Control (a Starfleet computer AI system we've never heard of before or since) has destroyed all sentient life in the galaxy.

"We Are CBS. This is going to be a crappy Borg Origin Story. Struggle is... pointless."

Monday, March 25, 2019

Discovery, Season 2: The Red Angel, Season 2
"The Red Angel"
Airdate: March 21, 2019
25 of 29 aired
25 of 29 produced


Burnham must sacrifice herself to lure the Red Angel into appearing. The identity of the mysterious being is revealed.

Careful, guys! That whole seal is apparently.... the torpedo loading bay? Hopefully you never have to use that and the shuttle bay simultaneously...